Mayonnaise and Beer



When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of beers."


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#1 Don : Why do we need...

...metaphors and cute stories to deal with life? Life just is. Its not golf balls, or a game, or two sets of footprints in the sand, or anything else. Get a grip. Deal with life as it is or remove yourself from it.

#2 Ray : Comming to grips

Sounds like someone else needs to get a grip. It's just a stroy Don, they've been told since language began and all the good ones have some sort of life meaning. This type of story is called an allegory and they are commonly told to explain a religious or phlisophical concept. Anyone who has ever picked up a book, or watched a movie or even listened to a friend talk about their latest revelation about life has heard something similar if perhaps in a more prolonged form. Its a part of life me pally, deal with it.

#3 Gerry : I should start making time

I should start making time for beer clubs then, that professor taught us a very important lesson. I wonder how many of us actually realized the analogy and does something about it. Sometimes the "sand" can drive us crazy, he is so right about everything, this is a good start for opening my eyes. I would really want to join that professor for a beer.

#4 hmmm... : the first time I heard this one

The first time I heard this one, about 10 years ago, it was water.

The french have a saying that translates as "the spirit of the stairs". It refers to the feeling of knowing what you should have said when it's too late to do anything about it-when you're walking down the stairs afterwards. This is a nice story, but I doubt its veracity. It smells of the spirit of the stairs.

#5 Anonymous : Hey I thought it was cool.

Hey I thought it was cool. Yes, there's always room for a couple of beers.

#6 Anonymous : AMAZING

That's a very clever way to reach out to your students.

#7 Anonymous : Hmm.

That's the way philosophy works. Sure, the stupid ones are always laughing at the greats, but no truer words have been said than 'A fool thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he knows nothing.'

#8 ToeMain : What if...?

But...what if the mayo jar had never been opened? What if it were still vacuum sealed? Or hermetically sealed? What if you dont like golf (I do!). Say maybe you like basketball. Theres no darn way you can get a basketball in a mayo jar! There are just WAY too many "holes" in this parable.

LOL... J/K
Toe

#9 frankie : Coffee

I got another version in an email where two cups of coffee took the place of beer. "no matter how full your life may seem, there is always room for coffee with a friend." i prefer the coffee version.

#10 Anonymous : Agreed. I read a version

Agreed.

I read a version with a glass of wine. I'm sure some kid who thought "beer" is cooler changed it.

#11 Anonymous : Those who understand this

Those who understand this are old enough to have a life. Those who dont are still on their journey. Eventually you get it....or you die young(stoopid).

#12 jrock : Wise words, indeed!

Wise words, indeed!

#13 Anonymous : Why would anyone think it's

Why would anyone think it's stupid???? Its genious!

#14 Anonymous : MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's philosophy for ya ^^

#15 Anonymous : A very good lesson.

A very good lesson.

#16 Anonymous : those who are deep get it

those who are deep get it the shallow dolts don't.. which are you

#17 Anonymous : thats really stoopid

thats really stoopid :) 8) :D

#18 Anonymous : I believe the word stupid is

I believe the word stupid is reserved for those who spell it "stoopid."

#19 Anonymous : COOL!!!!!!!!!

COOL!!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8)

#20 Anonymous : DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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