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A True Date story
We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip, no overnight, they were strangers after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "What is taking so long?" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show, she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being, "pissed off."
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Funny story but also ewwwwwwwww! I can't imagine having to do that.
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This is hilarious. But it just goes to show how even the "worst date" scenario, they were still both laughing and having fun! That sounds like my kind of woman!
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I have anxiety, cyclothymia and depression. It’s really hard because I’m only thirteen and I often feel like I shouldn’t have to deal with these things. I have to keep reminding myself of all the people who have it worse. But I am dealing with it. I think haha.
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This sounds like a pretty crappy day. Sorry to hear about it. Hopefully things start to look up!
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Wow! That has to be the funniest date story I have ever heard. She was a brave woman for admitting that on national TV. Hope the prize was worth it.
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Man, this is sooo funny. When I first read it, I thought the dude scored himself a lay. Turned out very different. None of my first dates can reach that level of funniness.
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I think every one has expierenced the worst date ever. I know I have and blogging about it and reading others people worst dates ever can actually be really funny.
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That must have been terrible, however if it happened to me and my wife before we got married I, I would still have married her. Anyhow hope they made it to their second date.
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I don't know whether to laugh or to wonder how much embarrassed both would have been, nevertheless the guy seems like a good gentlemen, but now if they would think of that incident, they'll probably laugh at it. Hehe.
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That is so funny. A gold mine story for Jay Leno I'm sure. What I want to know is was there a happy ending? Or was the experience so traumatic that they never saw each other again. Too weird!
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Ha ha ha Quite funny though.............. i am just thinking... how does it feel when your butt touches the cold ice................ :P
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