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A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation. A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth. A group of geese on…

*** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info -Abstruse- !kjv numbers 22:21 -Word_of_God- Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the…

Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got…

While plagiarism and alcohol are pretty lowly tactics for dealing with a bad case of writer's block, no one's quite handled their agony as morbidly as writer Dante Gabriel Rosetti. A poet and a pre-Raphaelite painter, Rosetti truly loved his wife, Elizabeth. ("How much did…

Out of the mouths of children….! 1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,”…

Posted on thedailywtf.com by RayS Yes, it really does pay to ask the right questions. ME: Tech support, This is xxxxxxx speaking, how can I help you? Idiot User: (This is an Asian caller with a thick accent, and keeps mangling words.) Um..yes? ME: How…

by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that…

By "Elch"; originally posted on Slashdot In case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the…